100+ Cute And Cold Instagram Captions For Winter

1. Dear Santa, I can explain.
 
2. Bah, humbug.

 

3. Don’t be a ho.

 

4. Ho^3.

 

5. I’m on the naughty list.

 

6. Jingle bells.

 

7. Ho, ho, ho.

 

8. Sleigh.

 

9. Holiday cheer? I thought you said holiday beer.

 

10. Santa, baby.

 

11. Dreaming of a white Christmas.

 

12. Merry and bright.

 

13. Home for the holidays.

 

14. It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

 

15. Frosty the snow b*tch.

 

16. I’m an elf.

 

17. Let’s get lit.

 

18. Meet me at the North Pole.
 
19. Jingle all the way.

 

20. Me 11 months of the year: Slay. Me in December: Sleigh.
 
21. All I want for Christmas is you food.

 

22. Resting grinch face.

 

23. Do you want to build a snowman?

 

24. There’s snow place like home.

 

25. Meet me under the mistletoe.
 
26. Dear Santa, define nice.

 

27. Feeling frosty.

 

28. Relationship status is single and ready to jingle.

 

29. All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
 
30. I’m feeling pine.

 

31. Believe in your elf.

 

32. The snuggle is real.
 
33. It was love at frost sight.

 

34. Feliz naughty dog.
 
35. ‘Tis the season for stretchy pants.

 

36. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
 
37. Dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.

 

38. Birch, please.

 

39. Walking in a winter wonderland.
 
40. Yule be sorry.

 

41. Make it rein.

 

42. My favorite color is Christmas lights.
 
43. Say it ain’t snow.

 

44. May your days be merry and bright.

 

45. It was the elves.

 

46. It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.

 

47. To do list: Eat, drink, nap.

 

48. Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.

 

49. Rebel without a Claus.

 

50. I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
51. I only have ice for you.
 
52. Make it a December to remember.

 

53. Tis’ the season.
 
54. You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.

 

55. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.

 

56. You rock my Christmas socks.

 

57. Totally sleighed it.

 

58. Happy holla-days.
 
59. Happy holi-yays.
 
60. I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.

 

70. Single bells, single bells, single all the way.
 
71. ’Tis the season for overeating.

 

72. Merry Elfin Christmas.
 
73. Oh, deer.

 

74. It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
 
75. I hope Rudolph eats the naughty list.

 

76. Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.
 
77. Christmas Magic is in the air.
 
78. Fa-lala-la.
 
79. Hurry down the chimney tonight.

 

80. Sleigh-in it.

 

81. Baby, it’s cold outside.

 

82. Christmas is coming.

 

83. Smitten like a pair of mittens.

 

84. What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe.

 

85. Sparkly bows and mistletoe.

 

86. Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, everyone was scrolling through Instagram.
 
87. It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

 

88. The reason for the season.
 
89. Blame it on the mistletoe.
 
90. Santa’s coming? I know him.

 

91. We’re just like a bunch of candy canes, sweet and slightly twisted.

 

92. The holly to my jolly.

 

93. VIP naughty list members.

 

94. Yule shoot your eye out.
 
95. No laws when you’re drinking for Mr. Claus.

 

96. Go elf yourself.
 
97. Elfie time.
 
98. I’m Claustrophobic.

 

99. The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year.

 

100. I’m dreaming of a wine Christmas.
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